Barbering Humour

August 24, 2011

Us barbers have a ton of jokes about barbering, the most well known of which is the "but I only have one comb" line. I came across the comic shown below, the other day, and I loved the style of it so I did a bit of browsing and here's just a few mid-week giggles for ya!
(From The Perry Bible Fellowship Comic)
(Off The Mark Comic)
(Conroy Cat - DToons Comic)
I find the last one especially funny as I used to love Jem (80's cartoon).
Finally, here's a well known paradox conundrum to get you thinking... (I was told this and instantly came up with the answer I've written below - the person who told me it said that they'd never thought of that!)
The barber shaves everyone who does not shave themself. 
The barber never shaves someone who shaves themself.
Who shaves the barber?
Answer? Highlight here to see: No one! The barber is a female!
- BE


Tele said...

A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is lathering
him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around
the cheeks.
"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball
from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."
The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with
the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes,
the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?"
"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like
everyone else does."

Clarke said...

Another answer to who shaves the barber: No one, because the barber has an untrimmed full beard.

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